Top 10 Reasons Why I Quit Sporting Events
Top 10 Reasons Why You Quit Attending Sporting Events (secretly written by a Pastor)
1. The coach never came to visit me.
2. The people sitting in my row didn’t seem very friendly.
3. The seats were very hard.
4. The referees made a decision I didn’t agree with.
5. Some games went into overtime and I was late getting home.
6. The band played some songs I had never heard before.
7. The games are scheduled on my only day to sleep in and run errands.
8. My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up.
9. Since I read a book on sports, I feel that I know more than the coaches, anyway.
10. I don’t want to take my children because I want them to choose for themselves what sport they like best.
1. The coach never came to visit me.
2. The people sitting in my row didn’t seem very friendly.
3. The seats were very hard.
4. The referees made a decision I didn’t agree with.
5. Some games went into overtime and I was late getting home.
6. The band played some songs I had never heard before.
7. The games are scheduled on my only day to sleep in and run errands.
8. My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up.
9. Since I read a book on sports, I feel that I know more than the coaches, anyway.
10. I don’t want to take my children because I want them to choose for themselves what sport they like best.
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